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Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.

Jess Salgueiro
Jessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp

Corteon Moore
Chester 'Chip' Hudson

Neil Crone
Benjamin 'The Berg' Berger

Darryl Hinds
Kashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar

Daniel Murphy
Elias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
Melee Hutton
'Mystic' Linda Callaghan

Christie Stewart
Andrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp

Benjamin Blais
Tony 'Noname' Yaznewski

Aaron Chartrand
Jeremy 'Juicebox' Berger
David Rhodes
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